31.8.08

Hit By The Reality


Been once faking the happy feelings them all,

Keeping the real of them just within the heart's wall.
Been living like a crazy fool,
Knitting emotions like it was wool.
Been living in a cute lil bubble,
Having never thought it'd be such a trouble.
Been living for others, for I was just too stupid,
Not having thought that the consequences would remain so vivid.
Been broken, shattered and beat,
I'm getting tired of this life and it's heat.
Been keeping it all bottled up, wondering if I should share,
Couldn't have been more shocked, I realized nobody really did care.
Been hit by the reality, finally..
Here I thank him for that, officially.

28.8.08

Ringtones Promoting Safe Sex in India


Saw this ad on cable tv. it's about a guy having a ringtone which features a singer chanting the word "condom" over 40 times! [i highly recommend you guys to see this ad, it's hilarious i tell u!]. apparently it's a way of "showing that you are a condom user and you don't have a problem with it".

don't worry. it won't be long before we have the ringtones to be used for a more diversified range of problems. such as:

  • Wanting to break up with your boyfriend but not having the guts to do it yourself. Download the breakup ringtone on his phone so that when you call, his phone will say, “I’m just not that into you! Let’s see other people!”
  • A first date that's not going too well. just prep your phone with the "bad date ringtone" and excuse yourself to the bathroom making sure you leave it on the table. then you can call your number from some other phone and tada!.. your date will hear your phone say, “This date isn’t going well! This date isn’t going well!” he’ll get the point so fast, i bet he’ll be gone by the time you come back!

24.8.08

PMS? what PMS?

i don't get this PMS thing. seriously. i just think that we just THINK we have PMS.. we just believe it so much we think that it actually happens.
anyway, i was just thinking what else could this PMS could stand for other than Pre Menstrual Syndrome. [i bet some girls who says they suffer from PMS doesn't even know what it stands for!]

here it goes.

13. Perpetual Munching Spree
12. Puffy Mid-Section
11. Pass My Shotgun
10. Psychotic Mood Shift
9. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
8. People Make Me Sick
7. Provide Me with Sweets
6. Pardon My Sobbing
5. Pimples May Surface
4. Pass My Sweatpants
3. Pissy Mood Syndrome
2. Plainly Men Suck
1. Pack My Stuff

18.8.08

My own blog.. =D

never thought i'd do this. but then again, we all do the unexpected and the unthought stuff all the time. having seen others do it, i thought i wouldn't wanna do this or more like, i can't. recently, i've started to hate this word so im just gonna give it a go. what's there to lose eh? so i just searched for dhondhooni.blogspot.com, found it unregistered so without actually thinking twice, i made this mine.
anyway, i'm here. pretty excited. welcoming myself n wishing me luck.
any advice, any words of wisdom are truly welcome.